falling asleep somewhere.


nurse-peach:

nurse-peach:

guess what i’m thinking about

its kiwi turtles

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lordbape:

“I don’t agree with you” sucks for u to be wrong! I don’t care!

goldennmami:

Young Shakira

frawgs:

dr-hollands:

frawgs:

do i just want dick or do i want love

U can have both!

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are u fr?

gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

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why does the burger king app have quests

hey so apparently my missing checks aren’t going to come in until the 17 and i’m superbroke so like

hundondestiny:

if you need any essays edited or written, or you have any typing jobs (currently doing a manuscript transfer from typewriter to Word for instance) or data entry (last project i transferred like 80 clients and their corresponding pets from Excel to an online client management system) or literally anything that can b done remotely, i will work with you

i’m trying to move by Jan 1 and there’s application fees and security deposits to be mindful of, as well as saving for first months bills and all that, so like if u can send any business my way pls do

6i:

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cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

kurotsuchi-sterling:

scumbag-solas:

jhameia:

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

This just changed my life.

The lasagne one has opened my eyes